Here’s something new for ya. A daily dose (maybe) of required reading. Something quick, something necessary, something funny, something beautiful. Something I’d like to share with you. Not sure if I’ll find an article/post/video worthy of your time every single day, so don’t actual expect this daily. Kinda like a […]
Read this. Then return. I’ll wait… Done? Good. Continue… One year later, I’ve yet to pull off anything spectacular. I guess I was kinda close to making a Brewers v. Phillies / Packers opening kickoff getaway happen for next week but really I could make the money or the times […]
There were 7 pairs of pint-sized, mismatched socks in my last load of laundry. This means several things: Summer is over. –It will soon be sweater weather. —-That is followed by hat, glove and scarf season. ——Then it will take even longer to get the hell out of the house […]
We’ve all heard this, right? Another parent or some random, judgmental prick bystander slings this darling of a phrase at you in the mall, at a playground, down the corn syrup aisle of the grocery store, during a family function (hello!). So what in the hell does this mean? What […]
Maybe you don’t know this. Maybe you should. Drop-side cribs, those bastions of convenience that allowed for easy delivery of sleeping infants to their firm mattresses without a step stool (for average-sized parents) or wrecking your back (for bigger folk, like me), have been banned. Outlawed. Recalled. You get the […]
We are well. The house, yard, and such are as they we’re yesterday morning. Not sure how you spent your Saturday afternoon, but we saw our first hurricane as the perfect opportunity to rearrange the furniture. The dining room table was moved onto the family room’s green carpet. The sofa […]
Condoms suck. Birth control pills suck. What sucks more? If you guessed hookers, you’re both correct and funny. Give yourself 10 OWTK points. But I was looking for ‘being outnumbered by your children’. That sucks. I’m petrified, absolutely PETRIFIED (CAPS LOCK WARRANTED) at the notion of having 3+ children. I’d […]
Seriously. With sites like Kids.Woot, Groupon and Living Social, plus dozens of other local deal-centric internet hubs, you should really be taking 90-seconds every morning to peruse and ponder the potentially perfect present possibilities; be it a product, like a toy, or a service like dance lessons or an afternoon […]
