No one under the age of 28 probably knows his name, but there was a time not too long ago when Dennis Miller was hilarious. He was maybe one of the five funniest people on the planet, and he once said that “Nobody finds Jesus on Prom Night.”
I knew that someday soon my oldest daughter would start to be presented with real life dangers in a constructive way to help her navigate through potential pitfalls and hazards on the way toward becoming a happy and productive adult. But I didn’t anticipate this.
If I skip out on milk at breakfast time, I spend the rest of the day craving it so hardcore. I must make sure not a single day goes by without me getting some milk into my body.
I have identified 7 (+ 1 bonus) ways to tell for certain that you’re a bonehead parent, and that list was published yesterday by The Good Men Project. I’m told it is getting lots of eyeballs. Take a look for yourself and see how you stack up.
This one is for both boys and girls, grown-ups and children alike. When you find yourself having the same dream, looped throughout the night like an extended #VineAfterDark video, of being at a massive dinner party with friends, family, an overflowing food spread, and a very open bar, and you […]
We are not in Chile or New Zealand. It is not winter here. Not even close. And our toilets flush clockwise! Okay, so do theirs…but still, my point stands. In twelve days time (the 12 Days of Christmas in July, you guys!!) I will drag the extension cord around front, […]
**An expanded version of this list is now running on The Huffington Post. Go there to check out names 18, 19, and 20!** Gone are the classics Tom, Dick, and Harry for boys, and so long to Desiree, Summer, and Brittttaniiii for girls. The first half of 2018 has been […]
I was asked to curate a mini YouTube playlist, one ideal for all-ages of eyeballs, for PhillyKidsThing.com. This isn’t my usual bag, as you may know. I avoid the user uploaded video craze like the goddamn plague. I get grossed out by the human race very easily, and there is […]
