To be a dad blogger is to be the doctor, the patient, and the audience…observing your self-surgery in that cool hospital theater room thing. Those are real right, not just elaborate set designs on primetime hospital dramas? A dad blogger must be willing to cut himself open as a means […]
Ask any actively-involved dad what he thinks about the portrayal of papas on TV and you’ll get, at a minimum, a hearty groan. If you’re lucky, you may also receive a face full of rant. Good times. None of us like the dufus dad thing continually perpetrated by Madison Ave. […]
It isn’t sweaty 2nd-anniversary sex, broken condoms, or failing to pull out in time. It’s iPhoto, it’s the hundreds upon hundreds of goddamn Kodak moments in folders with names like “Jimmy’s 1st Birthday Party” and “Olivia At Disneyworld – 2008”. That is where babies come from. We parents are suckers. […]
Me! Naked! Ouch. That was super cruel. So sorry. Me + Naked are words you, my dear and loyal reader, should never be forced to consider together. I apologize sincerely for putting them, and a naked me, in your head right now. Go brush your teeth or something. I’ll wait. […]
The effeminate 8-year old-boy that still prances around inside me is very happy with this viral video. Enjoy Choreography for Plastic Army Men: Choreography for Plastic Army Men from David Fain on Vimeo.
Many years ago, while the wife and I were waiting for a table in an airport restaurant while waiting for a plane that would eventually take us somewhere, we witnessed a young woman drinking at the restaurant’s bar with a baby strapped to her chest via one of those Baby […]
In most every conceivable way, ’tis better to spend one’s weekdays at home than at a job. There is, however, one class of people who conspire to make the above statement false. The evil, pamphlet pushing, sales talking, won’t take no for an answer clan known as solicitors. This afternoon, […]
We are throwing a very loosely-conceived castle party for the Mouse in a few weekends. This wickedly cool wizard castle moonbounce will be inflated in our backyard, pb&j sandwiches will be cut into the shapes of crowns, and the birthday cake will be a 3-tiered castle with steeples, windows, and […]
