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I Peed Myself So You Don’t Have To — OWTK Helpful Tip #9

This one is for both boys and girls, grown-ups and children alike.

When you find yourself having the same dream, looped throughout the night like an extended #VineAfterDark video, of being at a massive dinner party with friends, family, an overflowing food spread, and a very open bar, and you constantly witness yourself excusing yourself from the table to go pee during this dream, you probably have to pee in, like, you know, real life.

So my advice to you is this: put down the chicken leg, wake the hell up, and go pee before, oh, I dunno, before you pee yourself in your sleep.

No need to thank me, no need at all. But I have peed myself so you never have to. Bed Wetters Unite!

Sweet dreams, y’all!

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