The Mrs. celebrated her 31st birthday last week. To mark the special occasion, I delivered to her a tasty cinnamon chip muffin topped with a candle en fuego, a cup of hot English Breakfast tea, and a bitchin’ iTunes birthday mix using nothing but the finest in kid’s rock-n-roll. Many […]
Over the past several nights, my dreams have been getting more and more odd. Usually, I don’t remember a single one. They’re either too vanilla to warrant a memory in the morning or I’m just not at all capable of recalling them. Well, I remember 1 from last night. Here […]
Outback’s Father Day Promotion is back! Every Dad who eats at Outback Steakhouse this Father’s Day weekend will receive a $10 gift certificate towards his next visit. That’s a decent deal in any economic climate but really stands out in 2009. You’ll feel a little less guilty about dropping some […]
On the way into the theater today to see Adventureland I spotted the poster for Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs. As soon as I got home I found the trailer. Wow, this film looks absolutely terrible. Take everything pleasing about the book – grandfather spinning tall tale of Chewandshallow, […]
Harry Kalas, you are the man. Your the primary reason I love baseball and, more specifically, baseball on the AM dial so very much. At the start of every season I reminisce all those hours spent in my bedroom as a child listening to your beautiful voice. You taught me […]
It may come as no surprise that the Mouse’s newest pair of kicks is devoid of characters. We seek out such products, those that are stylish and unique yet remain affordable. That combination is becoming harder and harder to come by these days. Walk into any Target (or similar) and […]
SQUIRRELS!!! It took them over 2 years, but those little bastards finally figured out the (now in quotes) “Squirrel Proof” Droll Yankee bird feeder that hangs in our backyard. I rose this morning to find this acrobatic little devil enoying a black oil seed breakfast at our expense. As you […]
I don’t do this much. I purposely do not push my t-shirts and other swag onto you my OWTK readership. That probably means, above all else, that I’m pretty poor as a businessman. Really though, it’s just because I have no desire to turn OWTK into a selfish, internet spam-fest. […]
