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The Day Social Media Died
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The Day Social Media Died

What would we do if social media, all of it — Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, shit, even LinkedIn and Google+ (wait, that IS dead, right?) — what would we do if all of it went away right now. Poof, gone. No more notifications, no more DMs, no more Likes, no […]

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Yesterday Morning

The minor key drone of “City Ride” is bouncing off the molded plastic dashboard as the car shimmies at the red light, two turns away from home. To say the expression I’m wearing as I stare without purpose into the morning sunshine is blank would be giving it far too […]

Porto’s And The Chocolate Croissant
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Porto’s And The Chocolate Croissant

Not that croissant, when said properly (not as though it’s nothing more than a gummy vessel by which a shitty Burger King sandwich enters the mouth), isn’t already a fab word and not that it’s not already French, but chocolate croissant sounds better in French because in French it’s called […]

Chokeholds and Christmas Trees
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Chokeholds and Christmas Trees

Right now, we’re all “stop, don’t shoot” and discrimination as religious freedom and chokeholds and Christmas trees and Rolling Stone and CIA torture and “I wanna text my friend” and what the fuck are Furries and no treble and suburban storage units and I can’t breathe. ** When I look […]

Get Twisted When You Buy Limited Edition Yoga Girl T-Shirts
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Get Twisted When You Buy Limited Edition Yoga Girl T-Shirts

Buy a limited edition, hip and snazzy Yoga Girl t-shirt before it’s too late!

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Biopsy Shmiopsy **Updated With Results**

‘Twas a jagged-edged, feces-brown fleck on my dominant arm, up high on the palest of white bits where the sun has rarely ever shone, the snow-capped peak of my right arm man mountain, if you will, nestled amidst the even smaller blood red bumps that have graced much of my […]

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Be Careful What You Wish For

I wasn’t deaf. But I was silently, and steadily, heading down that road. For several months, the hearing in my right ear was below par. Waaaaay below. If I was laying in bed, on my left side, with my left ear firmly pressed against my pillow, all was quiet. It […]

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Dad Bloggers Stick Together, So Let’s Help @TheDaddyYoDude

John Taylor aka TheDaddyYoDude is going to kick cancer’s ass. That’s a god damn fact. But it is bad (is it ever good?) and he, his wife, and his kids (ages 5 and 3) needs help with expenses, which are mounting every day. I donated my last freelance writing fee. […]

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