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I Bite, Therefore I Am (Diary of a Compulsive Fingernail Biter)
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I Bite, Therefore I Am (Diary of a Compulsive Fingernail Biter)

Try as I might, there’s simply no way I’ll ever again bear witness to a pow-wow of my face and my feet. At 40 years of age, I’m not even half as flexible as I once was, so sadly, my toenail-biting career has come to an end. A moment of […]

On Bended Knee (or How Not To Propose Marriage to the One You Love)
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On Bended Knee (or How Not To Propose Marriage to the One You Love)

This humorously sad story appears in the book Men’s Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny by Alisha Gaddis. It is performed here by me, the author, as a way of editing it during the writing process. Everything in this story is true, unfortunately. I hope you enjoy On Bended Knee […]

The Return of Mr. Headyguard
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The Return of Mr. Headyguard

He blew in with the wind, very early on an otherwise unremarkable Sunday morning, and for nearly an hour he answered the phones of a doctor’s office, natural history-ish museum, King Tut’s residence in ancient Egypt, and ‘The Crumblers’ factory where they, um, crumble stuff. The voice of the famously […]

My Dad And Me And The Wheelbarrow
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My Dad And Me And The Wheelbarrow

Dickies® wants us dads to get out there and have a catch with our kids. I’m happy to be partnering with them to tell this fun story and to convince every proud papa to get out in the yard this summer and toss a ball around with their daughters and […]

The Ballad of a Goose Mom Blogger
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The Ballad of a Goose Mom Blogger

Can you even imagine being a goose trying to write a parenting blog? This is the Ballad of a Goose Mom Blogger. “We’re so happy to welcome our five little furry bundles of joy into the world!! #Blessed” – 7:43 AM May 9, 2015 “The kids are doing so well! […]

A Good & Honest Cleaning
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A Good & Honest Cleaning

This post is brought to you by Mott’s and The Motherhood. All opinions are my own. I mean, who really has time for a shower these days? Amirite, ladies?! [crickets] In a pinch, we dads know a damp washcloth and a dab of shower gel tidies up most all the […]

Hockey Jerseys and The Play Habits of My Daughters
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Hockey Jerseys and The Play Habits of My Daughters

*Below is an excerpt from a new story of mine that has been published today on You Plus 2 Parenting, as part of their annual 28 Days Of Play story series. The entirety of the tale of old hockey jerseys and the play habits of my daughters can be found […]

The End of Judgement
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The End of Judgement

There was a time not so long ago, let’s just call that time ‘yesterday’, when I would have judged you, quietly, to myself in the moment that we two shared without your knowledge but not in nearly as creepy a way as that sounds, and then to my wife later […]

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