#SuperMilkMan & Super Milk Tabby Cat Save The World And #MilkWins

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#SuperMilkMan & Super Milk Tabby Cat Save The World And #MilkWins

on August 28, 2013 at 8:05 pm ×

If I skip out on milk at breakfast time, I spend the rest of the day craving it so hardcore. I must make sure not a single day goes by without me getting some milk into my body.

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The At-Home Dad Chronicles: Celebrating 5 Years By Not Celebrating At All

on August 28, 2013 at 7:18 am ×

In 5 years flat I went from working dad to at-home dad to lazy. Boom! And I completely forgot to mark the occasion last week.

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The Dumb Parent Test on the Good Men Project

on August 23, 2013 at 9:29 am ×

I have identified 7 (+ 1 bonus) ways to tell for certain that you’re a bonehead parent, and that list was published yesterday by The Good Men Project. I’m told it is getting lots of eyeballs. Take a look for yourself and see how you stack up.

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Back to School — 4th and 1st

on August 22, 2013 at 12:05 pm ×

4th and 1st. That’s what started this week. It was scheduled and planned for, but remains nonsensical because the warmth is still here and we all know the stickiness will return before a single leaf turns red. It’s confusing because the backyard play equipment is more than capable of taking […]

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I Peed Myself So You Don’t Have To — OWTK Helpful Tip #9

on July 18, 2013 at 6:22 pm ×

This one is for both boys and girls, grown-ups and children alike. When you find yourself having the same dream, looped throughout the night like an extended #VineAfterDark video, of being at a massive dinner party with friends, family, an overflowing food spread, and a very open bar, and you […]

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The Twelve Days Of Chrismas in July

on July 12, 2013 at 2:08 pm ×

We are not in Chile or New Zealand. It is not winter here. Not even close. And our toilets flush clockwise! Okay, so do theirs…but still, my point stands. In twelve days time (the 12 Days of Christmas in July, you guys!!) I will drag the extension cord around front, […]

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The Most Popular Baby Names of 2018 So Far!

on July 11, 2013 at 10:19 am ×

**An expanded version of this list is now running on The Huffington Post. Go there to check out names 18, 19, and 20!** Gone are the classics Tom, Dick, and Harry for boys, and so long to Desiree, Summer, and Brittttaniiii for girls. The first half of 2018 has been […]

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OWTK Recipe Box: Quick and Easy Caprese Quiche

on June 28, 2013 at 2:08 pm ×

I was with the girls in Whole Foods without much of a menu plan for the week. This is, generally speaking, an awful idea. But free samples awaited us around every turn and so the kids were wearing their Kool-Aid grins tasting fancy cheeses, fruits they already love, and chips […]