Big Guy Car Guy
on October 23, 2014 at 10:58 am ×
I’ve been assured by my pal Stirling Matheson who covers all matter of RIDES for Complex Magazine that I am not having an early-onset of an automotive-induced midlife crisis. In fact, he claims that there are no midlife crisis cars, only cars that are cool. Plain and simple. Sounds alright […]
Big Guy Car Guy
on October 15, 2014 at 2:13 pm ×
It’s got swagger. But of course you already knew that. It has style too, especially the higher-end variants and the knee-weakening Salsa Red Pearl exterior paint option. But here are six surprising features of, and unexpected uses for, the 2015 Toyota Sienna minivan. A Private Changing Suite The ’15 Sienna […]
Big Guy Car Guy
on September 6, 2014 at 10:45 am ×
Where’s the damn USB port? This was the 1st, 3rd, 8th and final question I asked of the 2014 Nissan Altima we rented from Hertz at the Loews Portofino Bay Hotel in Orlando last week. We only needed a car for only a couple of days, to partake in our […]
Big Guy Car Guy / Parenting Blog
on January 28, 2014 at 3:27 pm ×
I published a simple list post about minivans on OWTK a bit ago. Maybe you read it. Maybe you liked it. Hell, I’m even lazy enough to use the exact same photo from it here. HuffPost Parents later asked me to expand on it, make it beefier, make it funnier, […]
Travel
on January 14, 2014 at 2:29 pm ×
For the 2+ decades of my illustrious casual driving career, the single most important *thing* about a car has been the presence of, at the very least, a few drops of gas in the tank. The engine and its various parts, the tires (or is it wheels? is there really […]
Big Guy Car Guy
on January 6, 2014 at 3:19 pm ×
Test drives are cute. You and/or your decision-making better half climb into something shiny. You adjust the seat and promptly sink into it like a manicured hand in an Italian leather glove. Each perky fiber of the impeccably clean floor mat stands at attention to salute the weathered soles of […]
Big Guy Car Guy
on December 19, 2013 at 10:05 am ×
Whether you’ve got one or have a hankering for one, here are 7 easy ways to know if you’re minivan material. 1. You frequently call your daughter Sienna…and she answers to it. 2. You read Dan Gets A Minivan…and get all the references. 3. Your 2nd row kids insist on […]
Big Guy Car Guy
on August 26, 2013 at 12:52 pm ×
Thanks to chucklesome, tongue-in-cheek macho monikers, Toyota has famously tried over the years to make their Sienna minivan more than just another boring family vehicle clunking bratty kids around from grocery store to ballet recitals to t-ball practices to Mommy & Me classes.