That Tiffany song. You know the one. 6th grade. The first time I stood in close physical proximity to a female who didn’t birth me, and in a way that would’ve said, ‘hey there beautiful,’ if a chubby boy in a peach knit cardigan sweater and a regrettable volume of […]
First, let me say thank you to those who continue to find their way to OWTK and read some of my work here and on other sites like The Huffington Post and PBS Parents. The internet is overflowing with content, wall to wall with words and pictures and sounds, and […]
It’s the year two thousand and fourteen. Commonly written as the numerical 2014. I feel it important to start with a simple reminder of the year in which we live not because I want to insult your intelligence and not because this is the genesis of another horid Hollywood script […]
We agreed ahead of time, via text message, that it would be an early night. He had to put a bow on a key report before catching a train to D.C. early the next morning and I had to put the finishing touches on a piece I was writing for […]
Is it terribly vain for a guy who’s been published often on the vanishing digital pages of the wide world web to be a teensy bit stoked about having a story that will, in 6 weeks time, be printed in, you know, print? Hope not, because I’m pretty stoked to […]
The 4 Words All Dads of Daughters Need To Hear post I wrote and published on OWTK and then watched go kinda crazy on The Huffington Post, be shared by A Might Girl, be translated into German and Portuguese for HuffPost Germany and Brasil, is the most read piece of […]
Along with the start of ‘Which NFL football players are heading to jail before the start of the season’ season, ‘Buying 128 glue sticks for back to school’ season, and ‘Halloween costume pop-up shops appearing in previously abandoned suburban strip mall retail spaces’ season, the ‘Flavor everything pumpkin’ season has […]
I didn’t want to be a veterinarian. I was too afraid of a fastball once it started to actually travel fast to step into a batter’s box for a living. The idea of being a race car driver never appealed to me. My fat fingers and complete lack of rhythm […]
