Big Guy Car Guy
on August 25, 2014 at 9:06 pm ×
There’s always that moment, the exact moment when you know you’ve found something special: brilliant sea glass shimmering like Poseidon’s trident wedged into a rugged coastline, the tastiest mojito within a 30-mile radius of your front door, a sweet girl who gets all of your Airplane! references. It might not […]
Big Guy Car Guy / Parenting Blog
on January 28, 2014 at 3:27 pm ×
I published a simple list post about minivans on OWTK a bit ago. Maybe you read it. Maybe you liked it. Hell, I’m even lazy enough to use the exact same photo from it here. HuffPost Parents later asked me to expand on it, make it beefier, make it funnier, […]
Big Guy Car Guy
on January 6, 2014 at 3:19 pm ×
Test drives are cute. You and/or your decision-making better half climb into something shiny. You adjust the seat and promptly sink into it like a manicured hand in an Italian leather glove. Each perky fiber of the impeccably clean floor mat stands at attention to salute the weathered soles of […]
Big Guy Car Guy
on December 19, 2013 at 10:05 am ×
Whether you’ve got one or have a hankering for one, here are 7 easy ways to know if you’re minivan material. 1. You frequently call your daughter Sienna…and she answers to it. 2. You read Dan Gets A Minivan…and get all the references. 3. Your 2nd row kids insist on […]
Big Guy Car Guy
on August 26, 2013 at 12:52 pm ×
Thanks to chucklesome, tongue-in-cheek macho monikers, Toyota has famously tried over the years to make their Sienna minivan more than just another boring family vehicle clunking bratty kids around from grocery store to ballet recitals to t-ball practices to Mommy & Me classes.
Big Guy Car Guy
on August 20, 2013 at 11:39 am ×
I am big. I am tall. And I like to fit inside cars, like all of my limbs and stuff. I’m finicky that way. But still, a simple man I am. Yet the quest to find a vehicle that combines front leg room for me with back leg room for my growing children, trunk space for our crap when we road trip, gas mileage that allows me to keep my head held high at the next Greenpeace meeting, and all at a price that won’t bankrupt us..well that just isn’t too easy.
Big Guy Car Guy / OWTK Kindie Music News
on July 30, 2013 at 10:00 am ×
The newly redesigned Tundra is Bad.Ass. There’s really no other way to say it. With a grill that not only puffs out its chest, but puffs it out and then slaps you across the face with its impressive chiseled chrome pecs, Toyota has made its popular 1/2-ton pickup more muscular, yes, but the story of this 3rd generation Tundra’s strength doesn’t end there.