Giveaway: Powerocks Magicstick Universal Battery

on January 13, 2014 at 6:00 am ×

A giveaway for every modern man, woman and child who has the audacity to leave the house AND use their smartphone! Enter now!

Parenting Blog

My Final Year On Earth

on January 10, 2014 at 11:45 am ×

In a week from today I’ll become a 38 year old man. I’ll check into room 3801. On the 38th floor. The top floor. Only roof access above and the door to the stairwell is padlocked shut. This hotel, this hotel with no check-out policy. No need. Just a gym […]

OWTK PHILLY LOCAL: Surreal Stories from a Strange School in the Snow on Stage

on January 9, 2014 at 2:57 pm ×

Based on the books by Louis Sachar, the Arden’s Sideways Stories from Wayside School is a trippy scholastic rabbit hole well worth falling into with your kids.

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New Year, New Music, New Podcast Episode

on January 9, 2014 at 11:34 am ×

2014 has a nice ring to it. And it sounds pretty damn great so far. Here’s a quickie 5-song pod, The Golden Age of Family Music…all up in your ears. Enjoy.

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The High Cost of A Cherry Popsicle (or The Lack of Healthcare Cost Transparency)

on January 7, 2014 at 10:58 am ×

How much do these things cost? A trip to the ER, a pill and a Popsicle. No one seems to know and Jeff Bogle has a major problem with that.

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The Big Guy Car Guy Report — 2000 Miles in the 2013 Toyota Prius V Hybrid

on January 6, 2014 at 3:19 pm ×

Test drives are cute. You and/or your decision-making better half climb into something shiny. You adjust the seat and promptly sink into it like a manicured hand in an Italian leather glove. Each perky fiber of the impeccably clean floor mat stands at attention to salute the weathered soles of […]

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Red Crush

on December 23, 2013 at 2:50 pm ×

Shit gets trippy when you play a record in reverse. Devil talk. Demonic messages worm their way into the dark recesses of your otherwise ordinary mind. Going back to front in a movie means the guy always loses his girl. There are no Hollywood endings, only confusion and loneliness. Last […]

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A Dad’s Simple Prayer

on December 21, 2013 at 8:52 pm ×

May they not reflect negatively on those evenings when I made them brush their teeth for a 2nd time because the first attempt was so feeble as to be finished before the light on the handle had ceased blinking. May they not harbor ill will regarding my unwavering insistence that […]

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