So the other night, the Mrs. and I were at Old Navy. Yeah, again. What of it? I like that place, alright. They were (still are, actually) having a bitchin’ 30% off the entire store sale which meant we could make our dollar go far whilst shopping for our Sponsor […]
My toy chest was perpetually overstuffed, the non-union hinges worked tirelessly in cramped, turn-of-the-last-century conditions to entrap the bounty of forest green plastic soldiers and fierce-faced He-Man figures it was tasked with containing, and my husky waistline yielded incrementing evidence to the jury that I rarely missed a meal.
It’s nearly turkey time. If you listen close, real early in the morning before the sun burns off the dew, maybe you’ll hear those poor little bastards sounding the alarm and frantically seeking out the best hiding spots. But some kind souls don’t axe a bird, they opt for tofurkey; […]
