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In Memoriam: Innocence

“It’s not that I want back all my innocence, just the joy of losing it again”Dawes “Strangers Getting Stranger”

An entire generation – maybe our nation even – lost its innocence at the hands of the Manson Family murders and the Kent State shootings.  Baseball’s was stripped away by beefed up meatheads determined to make mockery of dusty record books.

The precise moment my own innocence was lost is a mystery.  To which it is doomed to stay for as much as I reflect back on my youth I simply cannot – will not? – process the required innocence-losing memories.  A deep dive with the assistance of a well-paid psychologist is out of the question.  Forever gone.

Having children has brought back, if not the exact feeling, a close approximation of that zest for innocent thoughts and dreams.  Thanks to my own daughters I too can imagine wishfully that Santa Claus will, once a year, slide down our chimney and fantasize that Egypt is no more complicated than a square inch on our globe – just an over-sized sandbox dotted with ancient pyramid building blocks at the disposal of gigantic mummy babies.

With children, your own world gets a little more complicated but the very complex world outside can be made fanciful and mysterious again.  This is one of the precious gifts they give us.  All we need to do is accept it and run wildly with it before the clock strikes midnight on that unmarked expiration date.

Even while sprinting alongside my girls in their quest to save worms from hot blacktop and dreaming about becoming ballerina-doctor-singer-teacher-mothers, I remain horrified at the thought of the eventual loss of their innocence.  It’s not sex – that’s a doozy for sure but I’ve still got ample time to carve out an adequate space for that when compartmentalizing my fatherly fears.  No, I dread the day the Bear looks out onto a field or a forest and doesn’t see fairies or giant-sized butterflies.  I worry about the time when she and her sister no longer giggle at my attempts to convince them that there are purple and orange polka-dotted monkeys throwing eggs and bacon onto passing cars causing traffic jams on the Schuylkill Expressway leaving Philadelphia.

More than anything though, it frightens me to think about the moment when both of my girls blossom into adults leaving behind boxes of toys and cedar chests full of memories of a time when they worried about nothing more then tracking mud into the house and making it to the bathroom in time; no bills, boys, stalled cars, or broken hearts.   I’m scared that when they stop wanting to play, it’ll mean I have to stop as well.  And then all that’s left is the adult stuff, for all of us.

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3 Comments

  1. I know a couple of people who have not lost their sense of wonder…a rare few, but I know they exist (and are not absolutely crazy either). I bet having a dad who talks of bacon-throwing monkeys will help. But you might also become the biggest fan of their own blogs and bands and all the things that come along with adulthood, too. But I did see the UPS man looking at me envyingly as we stormed chaotically into his shop…and he started talking wistfully of his 20-somethings…it made me feel just slightly less worn out.

  2. I wish I had the words( but I do not) to say more about how much I enjoy your writing.
    I sit here reading, your wonderful post, with tears in my eyes knowing just how you feel and what you mean.
    Keep up the good work.

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