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My Three Incredible Stay-At-Home Dad Superpowers
Parenting Blog

My Three Incredible Stay-At-Home Dad Superpowers

Rickety knees have relegated the scaling of tall buildings to fantasyland for me; leaping those same skyscrapers in a single bound, what with that degenerative lower back and all, is, at this point in life, an even worse idea. I may not have actual superpowers like Elastigirl, or even in […]

This Is What’s Happening Before You Show Up At My House
Parenting Blog

This Is What’s Happening Before You Show Up At My House

It’s a joke, but not really. I invited you over not for the cheery conversation bubble you’ll pull me into or because your presence will undoubtedly fill our humble home with good spirit. No, you got that precious invite because having guests over is the kick-in-the-butt I need to clean […]

Avoid The Flu, Save The Likes
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Avoid The Flu, Save The Likes

Sometimes we modern folk do stuff solely because we think it’ll look awesome on social media. It’s okay, we all suffer for our art at one point or another. For example, we know in our heads and in our hearts that the annual county hot air balloon festival is going […]

Hey Parents, Let’s Not Grow Up Together
Parenting Blog

Hey Parents, Let’s Not Grow Up Together

Hey parents, let’s make a pact to not grow up. We can do this, right team!? I’m back on the Clorox Spin Cycle blog again this month sharing a six pack of childhood things that we adults shouldn’t give up just because we’ve grown-up. Take a look and tell me […]

7 Things You Better Not Do On A Plane
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7 Things You Better Not Do On A Plane

You’re a mess from gate to gate and you make flying even more miserable than it already is on cramped planes with overpriced, slow-as-a-snail WiFi. Yeah you, I’m taking to you. There are small signs that the airline industry is trying to make domestic travel at 35,000 feet enjoyable again […]

Dads Share Their Kid’s First and Funniest Words
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Dads Share Their Kid’s First and Funniest Words

Confession time, I haven’t the foggiest idea what either of my daughters’ first words were. I’d like to think each kid blurted out a loud & proud “dada!” because, well, duh, but I’d only be guessing. “Emancipation”? “Hummus”? “Let’s Go Red Wings!”? Maaaaaaaybe, but no, probably not. Jimmy Fallon, the […]

Porto’s And The Chocolate Croissant
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Porto’s And The Chocolate Croissant

Not that croissant, when said properly (not as though it’s nothing more than a gummy vessel by which a shitty Burger King sandwich enters the mouth), isn’t already a fab word and not that it’s not already French, but chocolate croissant sounds better in French because in French it’s called […]

How To Cuff Your Lee Jeans Like A Bogle
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How To Cuff Your Lee Jeans Like A Bogle

This is the moment you’ve been waiting for, kids. The official guide to “Bogleling” your jeans is finally here so you can cuff your Lee Jeans like a champ in all kinds of weather, for all kinds of occasions. What do you have coming up…Grammy Awards red carpet walk? Family […]

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