Storied Don't End
on September 22, 2022 at 9:07 am ×
It took almost 40 years of my life before I ever knew that this annoyed you. It’s funny to think about the things we don’t know about the people closest to us, those with whom we share blood and for a time, a roof. You, me and Mike were at […]
Parenting Blog
on June 11, 2018 at 3:25 pm ×
Rickety knees have relegated the scaling of tall buildings to fantasyland for me; leaping those same skyscrapers in a single bound, what with that degenerative lower back and all, is, at this point in life, an even worse idea. I may not have actual superpowers like Elastigirl, or even in […]
Parenting Blog
on April 9, 2018 at 8:37 am ×
It’s a joke, but not really. I invited you over not for the cheery conversation bubble you’ll pull me into or because your presence will undoubtedly fill our humble home with good spirit. No, you got that precious invite because having guests over is the kick-in-the-butt I need to clean […]
Sports / Travel
on January 5, 2018 at 1:13 pm ×
It certainly plays more cinematic in my mind than it did on the dew-covered pitch that Saturday morning some 30 years ago but the fact remains, I was smashed in the face by the ball, then by a cleat from the opposing team’s #9. Things went dark for a bit. […]
Parenting Blog
on October 24, 2017 at 8:15 am ×
Sometimes we modern folk do stuff solely because we think it’ll look awesome on social media. It’s okay, we all suffer for our art at one point or another. For example, we know in our heads and in our hearts that the annual county hot air balloon festival is going […]
Parenting Blog
on December 28, 2016 at 8:31 am ×
Hey parents, let’s make a pact to not grow up. We can do this, right team!? I’m back on the Clorox Spin Cycle blog again this month sharing a six pack of childhood things that we adults shouldn’t give up just because we’ve grown-up. Take a look and tell me […]
Julie's Cooking Show
on September 18, 2016 at 2:17 pm ×
It is with great joy that I introduce a brand new feature here on OWTK, Julie’s Cooking Show. In this debut episode of Julie’s Cooking Show, chef Sophia the 9th teaches us how to make the ancient recipe for Flimmage. Enjoy!
Travel
on August 18, 2016 at 8:00 am ×
You’re a mess from gate to gate and you make flying even more miserable than it already is on cramped planes with overpriced, slow-as-a-snail WiFi. Yeah you, I’m taking to you. There are small signs that the airline industry is trying to make domestic travel at 35,000 feet enjoyable again […]