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Brush Up Before You Hook Up

This post is sponsored by Crest

Crest 3D Radiant Mint Valentine's Day

There are worse smells to taste in someone’s mouth, surely.

Tuna salad is near the vanguard of that foul parade but the stale residue of all the chocolates you’ve loved before isn’t that much sweeter, not when you’ve got designs on locking lips with your significant other. I mean, c’mon man, no one wants a mouthful of secondhand chocolate during a Valentine’s Day make out session — not even the odoriferous ghost of once-delicious dark chocolate with toffee and caramel.

You gotta brush up before you hook up, kids.

Surprising, to my knowledge no toothpaste or oral hygiene brand has staked claim to being the ‘official minty paste of Valentine’s Day kissy kissy time’ but I do hereby nominate Crest 3D White Radiant Mint for that vitally important distinction. This bold new toothpaste comes correct to not only usher the leftover chocolate taste out of your mouth before it meets the face of your Mr. Lover Lover, but Crest 3D White Radiant Mint will whiten your teeth too, making your post-kissing giggly selfies that much more adorable.

Crest 3D Radiant Mint Valentine's Day

As you prep for the most romantic day, evening, and late late late night of the year, make a plan to pick up a fresh tube of Crest 3D White Radiant Mint toothpaste at Sam’s Club. Through the 24th of this month, save $2.00 when you use the coupon found online and in-store with the Sam’s Club Instant Savings Book. This’ll give you a couple more George Washingtons to spend on even finer chocolate. And hold up, can we be real for a sec? You seriously have got to stop buying cut-rate chocolate. Here are five words to memorize and live by — 5 words that will improve your life on every front: Eat better chocolate, less often. Start doing this on Valentine’s Day, then brush up nice (tongue too!), and make out with your minty fresh breath all night long as the 14th becomes the 15th.

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