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4th Grade Tackles Addiction
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4th Grade Tackles Addiction

I knew that someday soon my oldest daughter would start to be presented with real life dangers in a constructive way to help her navigate through potential pitfalls and hazards on the way toward becoming a happy and productive adult. But I didn’t anticipate this.

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I Peed Myself So You Don’t Have To — OWTK Helpful Tip #9

This one is for both boys and girls, grown-ups and children alike. When you find yourself having the same dream, looped throughout the night like an extended #VineAfterDark video, of being at a massive dinner party with friends, family, an overflowing food spread, and a very open bar, and you […]

The Most Popular Baby Names of 2018 So Far!
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The Most Popular Baby Names of 2018 So Far!

**An expanded version of this list is now running on The Huffington Post. Go there to check out names 18, 19, and 20!** Gone are the classics Tom, Dick, and Harry for boys, and so long to Desiree, Summer, and Brittttaniiii for girls. The first half of 2018 has been […]

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Five Family Friendly YouTube Videos

I was asked to curate a mini YouTube playlist, one ideal for all-ages of eyeballs, for PhillyKidsThing.com. This isn’t my usual bag, as you may know. I avoid the user uploaded video craze like the goddamn plague. I get grossed out by the human race very easily, and there is […]

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Witty Kid Notes Never Fail To Disappoint

By my count, #13 The Fun Crusher, win the internet today. What is your favorite kid note below? 21 Kids Who Sold Out Their Parents, from Buzzfeed. Reminds me of the Bear’s humorously sly habit of adding a ‘do not’ to the bottom of every credit card slip when we […]

Sweat Skirts (or My Daughters Are The Size of My Legs)
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Sweat Skirts (or My Daughters Are The Size of My Legs)

Unmemorable school papers, broken down boxes of Rice Chex, rinsed-out jars of mayonnaise; they’re all curbside come Tuesday morning, ready to be reborn. ********** Each year, at a point coinciding with leaves cascading downward and temps dipping below AARP membership age, I stroll into my local Target. This is not […]

The Funnest Thing Ever Said
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The Funnest Thing Ever Said

We’re driving away from Paris, half way to Toulouse where we’d sleep before passing up, over, and through the Pyrenees & Andorra, as we hustled back to Barcelona to fly home.  I glanced behind me to check on the kids only to discover the Mouse topless in her carseat, still strapped […]

Meet the Mouse – A Quick & Funny Story
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Meet the Mouse – A Quick & Funny Story

The Bear has gotten a lot of ink – both digital here on OWTK and in the pages of Time Out New York Kids Magazine (she co-authored two articles with me last year).  It’s time you meet the Mouse.  Here’s a quick, funny story from, and about, my youngest daughter. […]

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