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Hey Parents, Let’s Not Grow Up Together
Parenting Blog

Hey Parents, Let’s Not Grow Up Together

Hey parents, let’s make a pact to not grow up. We can do this, right team!? I’m back on the Clorox Spin Cycle blog again this month sharing a six pack of childhood things that we adults shouldn’t give up just because we’ve grown-up. Take a look and tell me […]

Julie’s Cooking Show Episode 1 — Flimmage
Julie's Cooking Show

Julie’s Cooking Show Episode 1 — Flimmage

It is with great joy that I introduce a brand new feature here on OWTK, Julie’s Cooking Show. In this debut episode of Julie’s Cooking Show, chef Sophia the 9th teaches us how to make the ancient recipe for Flimmage. Enjoy!

7 Things You Better Not Do On A Plane
Travel

7 Things You Better Not Do On A Plane

You’re a mess from gate to gate and you make flying even more miserable than it already is on cramped planes with overpriced, slow-as-a-snail WiFi. Yeah you, I’m taking to you. There are small signs that the airline industry is trying to make domestic travel at 35,000 feet enjoyable again […]

Dads Share Their Kid’s First and Funniest Words
Parenting Blog

Dads Share Their Kid’s First and Funniest Words

Confession time, I haven’t the foggiest idea what either of my daughters’ first words were. I’d like to think each kid blurted out a loud & proud “dada!” because, well, duh, but I’d only be guessing. “Emancipation”? “Hummus”? “Let’s Go Red Wings!”? Maaaaaaaybe, but no, probably not. Jimmy Fallon, the […]

A Day (And Night) In The Life of A Legendary Dad
Parenting Blog

A Day (And Night) In The Life of A Legendary Dad

Disclosure: I have partnered with Life of Dad and Old Spice for this promotion. Jason Green, oh I’m sorry, I mean THE Jason Greene, fancies himself legendary and in need of Old Spice because he thinks he has it rough during the day, with all the homeschooling and new baby […]

How To Cuff Your Lee Jeans Like A Bogle
Parenting Blog

How To Cuff Your Lee Jeans Like A Bogle

This is the moment you’ve been waiting for, kids. The official guide to “Bogleling” your jeans is finally here so you can cuff your Lee Jeans like a champ in all kinds of weather, for all kinds of occasions. What do you have coming up…Grammy Awards red carpet walk? Family […]

I’m Skipping The Big Game For Mike Birbiglia and You Can Too on Netflix
OWTK TV News

I’m Skipping The Big Game For Mike Birbiglia and You Can Too on Netflix

The NFL is sad. With its concussions, cover-ups, CTE, witch hunts, slimy commissioner, domestic abuses, and phony controversies, the shield is forever tarnished. Netflix, on the other hand, is hilarious. I’m skipping the Big Game, the sexist commercials and the boring 17-minutes of game action wrapped inside a 4-hour advertisement […]

I Bite, Therefore I Am (Diary of a Compulsive Fingernail Biter)
Parenting Blog

I Bite, Therefore I Am (Diary of a Compulsive Fingernail Biter)

Try as I might, there’s simply no way I’ll ever again bear witness to a pow-wow of my face and my feet. At 40 years of age, I’m not even half as flexible as I once was, so sadly, my toenail-biting career has come to an end. A moment of […]

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