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My Mother’s Son And The Mustard Stain
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My Mother’s Son And The Mustard Stain

It’s no secret that I’m my mother’s son. I embrace, never run from, the comparison made by those who know us both and I believe wholeheartedly that my dialed down version of her obsessive cleaning and homemaking self is a perfectly swell formula for an agreeable balance of order and […]

Tis the Season of Mud
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Tis the Season of Mud

There’s a stream that runs alongside our home, just on the other side of the wooden fence we never weatherstripped and thus, the wooden fence that is falling apart one pathetic slat at a time. It’s not really a stream though. It’s a runoff water channel that is, at times, […]

Fall Clean-Up in Two Parts: Nostalgic and Gross
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Fall Clean-Up in Two Parts: Nostalgic and Gross

This shop is part of a social shopper marketing insight campaign with Weave Made Media® and Rubbermaid, but all my opinions are my own. #weavemade #FallFixUp http://my-disclosur.es/RgFrEH This is a story of early-Fall 2014 clean-up told in two parts, inside and out, nostalgic and gross. My oldest daughter is nearing […]

Share Your Ickiest Story And Win Big During The Ick Awards
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Share Your Ickiest Story And Win Big During The Ick Awards

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Clorox. Sure, there are messier jobs. Coal miners get awfully filthy and the poor souls on bathroom duty in French Quarter bars don’t have it (big) easy, ahem, to say the least, but parenting, especially parenting during the early […]

Wet And Dry And Fly Away to Dad 2.0 with the #LetsTalkBums Haiku Contest
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Wet And Dry And Fly Away to Dad 2.0 with the #LetsTalkBums Haiku Contest

Cold and Wet. The ebony and ivory of our day. Quick, someone book a studio — let’s record this thing! And lyrically, is there any chance we can work Boba Fett, Joan Jett, Four Tet, and “are we there yet?” into it?

Household Products That Don’t Scare The Crap Out Of Me #TheHonestCo
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Household Products That Don’t Scare The Crap Out Of Me #TheHonestCo

With two darling children and a chubby tabby cat around here, it is vitally important to me that we keep our in-home environment as safe as humanly possible. Call it ‘going green’ if you must.  Frankly I think that phrase has been exploited by corporations looking to cash in on […]

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Quick Thoughts: On Entertaining

As an entertainer and one who allows himself to entertain; I am getting better. It should be obvious, especially to anyone who has had the distinct displeasure of hearing me sing or watching me do something sorta resembles dancing, I am not an entertainer in the Gene Kelly sense of […]

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2011 Christmas: Decorated (Finally)

This is the post I started writing last Thursday, with the working title “A Mild Christmas Breakdown”: I am writing this post as a means for catharsis for me because I am kinda freaking out right now. The Mouse is going through a stretch of excessive crying over tiny inconveniences […]

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