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A Day (And Night) In The Life of A Legendary Dad
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A Day (And Night) In The Life of A Legendary Dad

Disclosure: I have partnered with Life of Dad and Old Spice for this promotion. Jason Green, oh I’m sorry, I mean THE Jason Greene, fancies himself legendary and in need of Old Spice because he thinks he has it rough during the day, with all the homeschooling and new baby […]

How To Make Leftovers The Most Exciting Thing Ever For A Child
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How To Make Leftovers The Most Exciting Thing Ever For A Child

Leftovers are boring. Like, historically boring. The prospect of eating leftovers for dinner on any night but especially on a FRIDAY NIGHT! is akin to watching grass grow, paint dry, and the 2015 Phillies at the plate. We’re talking supreme, turn it up to 11 level of boring when it […]

No Tickets, No Problem — A 2017 Kia Sportage Car Hack
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No Tickets, No Problem — A 2017 Kia Sportage Car Hack

Because my punk rock inner child bristles at the notion of paying outlandish fees levied by ‘the man’ whilst buying concert tickets online, I sometimes get shut out of concerts if I wait too long to get myself to the venue box office to purchase them at face value. Then […]

It’s Not All Grown Up Music
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It’s Not All Grown Up Music

I still produce the monthly OWTK music podcast (new episode for April 2016 is now live!) but the volume of kid’s music being played in my home has decreased significantly over the course of the past few years. At the height of my and my family’s decade-long involvement in the […]

The Golf Prodigy Who Isn’t Interested In Golfing
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The Golf Prodigy Who Isn’t Interested In Golfing

Huge thanks to Kia for setting up my 12-year-old golf prodigy with a private lesson this month ahead of the Kia Classic LPGA Tournament. The problem is, despite the naturally beautiful swing, my oldest daughter doesn’t enjoy golfing. But man, look at that follow through. Scrumptious.

From Disparate Childhoods to a Dynamite Marriage
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From Disparate Childhoods to a Dynamite Marriage

From a purely geographical standpoint, my wife and I grew up in the same world. Although we didn’t know it at the time, we were exactly 26.2 miles from each other as kids. In every other category not measurable by running a marathon, however, our childhoods were worlds apart. For […]

Preparing My Body For An 84 Mile Hike Across England
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Preparing My Body For An 84 Mile Hike Across England

The PIN of my first bank debit card spelled out the word ‘FOOD’. This wasn’t a quiet cry for help but it was also no accident. I was 13 years old and that’s precisely how I decided, of free will, large belly and sound mind, to announce my arrival into […]

How To Turn Your Kid Into A Leader
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How To Turn Your Kid Into A Leader

You may be the most hardcore of Disney aficionados but you probably don’t know about the Disney Dreamers Academy. The annual event brings together one hundred high school academic superstars and a gaggle of celebrities and inspirational speakers with the intention of propelling those fortunate young people into life like […]

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