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Jason Green, oh I’m sorry, I mean THE Jason Greene, fancies himself legendary and in need of Old Spice because he thinks he has it rough during the day, with all the homeschooling and new baby business, but he has absolutely no idea what it means to be a legendary dad at home during the day and out on the town at night. Lemme ‘splain it to him and to you. Here’s what I had on my overstuffed plate on Saturday. The stuff of legends:
7:30 am — Wake up.
7:35 am — Eat breakfast.
7:45 am — Tune TV to NBC Sports for the 1st Premier League match of the day.
9:45 am — Wait 15 minute for the next match.
10:00 am — Start enjoying 2nd Premier League match of the day.
12:00 pm — Make a delicious platter of hummus, pita, feta and roasted red peppers for lunch.
12:30 pm — Get back in bed for the 3rd Premier League match of the day.
2:30 pm — Fart around until the girls and I leave for the Lucius concert in Philly at night.
8:00 pm — Rock out with my daughters to one of our favorite bands in our favorite rock club.
11:30 pm — Scoop the kids out of the car and put them into bed.
11:45 pm — Fart around editing concert photos on my phone while snuggled up warm in bed.
I mean, does ANYONE have it harder than me? Oh, you think that’s easy?? Well, here’s what a weekday looks like for this legendary dad:
7:00 am — Wake up.
7:30 am — Make breakfast and finish packing school lunches.
8:00 am — Drop off kids at school.
8:20 am — Arrive at gym for workout
9:20 am — Arrive back to a quiet, empty home
9:25 am — Enjoy a piece of wheat toast with peanut butter
9:30 am — Refresh podcasts
9:31 am — Take a relaxing shower while listening to a podcast, in peace with no interruptions at all.
10:00 am — Snuggle with cats, fart around on social media, maybe write something.
3:45 pm — Pick up kids from school.
Phew. No one has it harder 😉
This is the daily tough sledding of a dad who needs to fight off the sweat and the stink that comes with being this kind of legendary.
While I’m pretty remarkable, I must admit that it’s the Old Spice Lasting Legend body soap that keeps me Smellegendary all day, every day, especially while I’m out in a sweaty rock club, holding up my clammy and sleepy 8-year-old (who for some reason is still wrapped up in her sister’s fuzzy new zip hoodie) so that she can see Jess & Holly of Lucius belting out songs from their amazing 2nd album Good Grief.
That’s exactly what I did this past Saturday night and if not for the Old Spice Dirt Destroyer in the shower and Sweat Defense Pure Sport Plus Anti-Perspirant / Deodorant the I put on before the show, I’d have been an embarrassing dad instead of a legendary one.
But wait, there’s more…
On the 40 minute drive home late that night, we got caught in a wicked wind and hail storm. It was so bad we had to pull over for a little bit to let it pass. The roads were a mess, and when we woke up the next morning we discovered that our yard was an even bigger mess. Amazingly, the Old Spice I had washed with and put all up in my pits some 20 hours early was still protecting me (and my girls) from thee almighty stink.
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Now, sit back and watch the best video to ever use the phrase, “arm pit ninjas”: